We've managed to stay nearly three weeks in Olympia without being thrown out by Terry's brother and his family. The time has come, however, to move on so we head east to Spokane on Friday. As a public service for others contemplating an extended stay with family, I'm providing the following information.
Top 10 Signs You May Have Overstayed Your Welcome
10. When walking the neighborhood, all the residents wave to you.
9. You transfer your prescriptions to a local pharmacy.
8. You start a conversation with, "It gets dark earlier and earlier."
7. More than one of the Walmart greeters say, "Hello again" when you come in.
6. You can tell, by name, which neighborhood dog is barking through the night.
5. At meals everyone goes to their usual seat without an impromptu game of musical chairs.
4. Your host comes home from work in the evening and asks you, "What came in the mail today?"
3. You know which gas station has the lowest price and the size and direction of the last three price changes.
2. Your hostess, while planning a trip to the grocery store, asks you, "Are we out of milk?"
1. You find your host in the basement cleaning his guns.
10. When walking the neighborhood, all the residents wave to you.
9. You transfer your prescriptions to a local pharmacy.
8. You start a conversation with, "It gets dark earlier and earlier."
7. More than one of the Walmart greeters say, "Hello again" when you come in.
6. You can tell, by name, which neighborhood dog is barking through the night.
5. At meals everyone goes to their usual seat without an impromptu game of musical chairs.
4. Your host comes home from work in the evening and asks you, "What came in the mail today?"
3. You know which gas station has the lowest price and the size and direction of the last three price changes.
2. Your hostess, while planning a trip to the grocery store, asks you, "Are we out of milk?"
1. You find your host in the basement cleaning his guns.
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